Utopia
Here is my recipe for utopia. It is pretty simple and easy to achieve. All we need to do, as a race is this:
If we arrive early, park the car far away. This leaves the spaces near the destination for the people who arrive late, and need to park close by.
Although I am an atheist, the only place I can think of to start this revolution is in religious congregations. Any priests, vicars, imams, rabbis, monks or other holy people please take note. If you succeed with this, it won't make me believe in God. But it might make me believe in religion.
If we arrive early, park the car far away. This leaves the spaces near the destination for the people who arrive late, and need to park close by.
Although I am an atheist, the only place I can think of to start this revolution is in religious congregations. Any priests, vicars, imams, rabbis, monks or other holy people please take note. If you succeed with this, it won't make me believe in God. But it might make me believe in religion.
posted by Tony @ 23:43
3 Comments:
At 9:01 pm,
Anonymous said…
Don't you like by a church with lots of land and no car park?
At 9:09 pm,
Tony said…
like = live?
Actually, there is a car park - not big enough, and the street is never so busy as a Sunday morning - until God saw fit to infect the building with dry rot, anyway. It is not in use currently.
At 7:36 pm,
Anonymous said…
Have taken note of your comment will park in the Robin from now on and not in the street!! But will probably have changed my mind by sunday!
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