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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Hangers [updated]

I have recently been called upon to install, in the utility room, a device for the storage of unused clothes hangers. This we are referring to as a 'hanger hanger'.

It occurs that if we decided to go into business marketing this device, and we were really successful, and we had massive stocks of said device, and we needed somewhere to store them, somewhere really big, bigger really than a warehouse, we might need a hanger hanger hangar.

Now if said storage facility featured its own utility room, it might have a hanger hanger of its own installed. To differentiate this from the hanger hanger at home, we might call that the hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger.

How would we tell the hangers that were hung on the hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger apart from those hanging on, say, the coat pegs? Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I give you, the hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger hangers!

Now, if we had so many we needed to employ someone to hang them up, would that person's job description be hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger hangers hanger?

[update] If, after ten long years of faithful service, we wished to recognise the efforts of our hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger hangers hanger, we would surely not be so crass and unsophisticated as to offer cold hard cash. Oh no. Surely during that time a deep appreciation for the hanger hanger would have been formed, and so what better reward than their very own (suitably engraved). Which would of course be, the hanger hanger hangar hanger hanger hangers hanger's hanger hanger.

It this point the definition can become cyclic, and we really want a computer program to carry on...

1 Comments:

  • At 1:32 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Brilliant!

     

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